Things I don’t want to hear at Christmas

Bauble

Best not said, really.....

I’ll be glad when it’s all over…….. (usually said by Christmas-a-holics who’ve been shopping since July and whose lives are empty on Boxing Day)

Who wants stuffing? (delivered with a leering grin)

Are you a legs or a breast man? (see last)

Which channel is Noel on?

When do they collect the bins?

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About richlakin

I'm married with two young boys and living in Staffordshire. If I'm not working you can find me day dreaming or holding high-brow literature in front of my face. Or eating Arctic Roll.
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